There was an old granny called Mabel...
Who liked to sit under the table
Whenever she did
His dog named Sid
Thought he was Jesus in the stable
Better than I expected.
There once was a teacher named Hooples...
Who lived in downtown Shooples
When taking a p *ss
She heard shouts of 'Oi! Miss!'
'We can see your pleasure-mound Dooples'.
There was a young student called Freddy
Who liked going to bed with his teddy