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10 reasons why gay marriage should be illegal

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    Posted by: Harshfairy 03/02/2012 at 16:18
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    01. Being gay is not natural. Real people always reject unnatural things, like glasses, polyester and air conditioning.

    02. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that being around tall people will make you tall.

    03. Legalising gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

    04. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property and divorces are still illegal.

    05. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour-just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

    06. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

    07. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

    08. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a true theocracy the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.

    09. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

    10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

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    Posted by: Middlemarch 03/02/2012 at 16:20
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     Smile

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    Posted by: bfudge69 03/02/2012 at 16:24
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    Good post Big Smile

    Harshfairy:
    07. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

    That is probably my favourite. Or the Britney Spears one.
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    Posted by: cosmos 03/02/2012 at 16:35
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    Which to choose - they're all hilarious!

     

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    Posted by: cosmos 03/02/2012 at 16:37
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    No 2 I think.....I must go and find some tall people to hang around with. 5'8" here I come.

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    Posted by: The Master 03/02/2012 at 16:42
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    I was worried when I saw the thread title but this is an excellent post.
    Irony truly is the highest form of wit.
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    Posted by: Middlemarch 03/02/2012 at 16:42
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     I'm especially fond of no 6.  My brother-in-law has three children (all grown up now), two boys and a girl.

    Both the boys are gay, out and proud. 

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    Posted by: cuteinpuce 03/02/2012 at 16:50
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     The concern of some faith groups is not so much that gay marriage should be made legal but that acceptance of it should be made compulsory.

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    Posted by: Middlemarch 03/02/2012 at 16:56
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    cuteinpuce:

     The concern of some faith groups is not so much that gay marriage should be made legal but that acceptance of it should be made compulsory.

     

    Indeed - I support the right of any faith to determine who they will marry in their own churches.

    What I can't ever fathom is what the arguments of any faith groups have to do with civil marriage, especially as a civil ceremony does not allow any expressions of faith of any kind.  We hear repeatedly, however - and we heard when thelast government was putting through the civil partner ships bill - arguments from people of faith that civil marriage shouldn't be allowed for gay people because (insert religious arguments).  It's the reason Blair folded on allowing civil partnerships to be called civil marriage.

    I'd take the bull by the horns and rename all ceremonies conducted in register offices 'civil partnerships'.  It would also shut up the daft lobby who keep saying 'straight couples should be allowed to have civil partnerships'.

     

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    Posted by: cuteinpuce 03/02/2012 at 17:07
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    The argument against gay marriage, as I understand it, revolves around the meaning of the word "marriage".  It has by longstanding tradition been between a man and a woman.

    I have no problem with public and legal recognition of similar partnerships between two people of the same sex.  But those partnerships are different to marriages.  They require a different name.

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